For example, whenever I have a sudden longing to play with Micromachines (which they don't make anymore), I feel like I'm tapping into my boy brain.
Since I'm female I notice that my girl brain is an even more potent part of this repressed psyche, and there are levels of pleasure that are downright erogenous if maximized.
Think of all the ways we get Girl Brain to work out:
- I work out, so I can eat chocolate.
- It's zumba, so it's so fun it's not even working out.
- I'm gonna work out, so I can take a shower, so I can wear my BRAND NEW PERFUME that just arrived in the mail on NICE CLEAN SKIN!!! OMG, I'm gonna smell amazing!
How about color matching?
Color matching is like chocolate for my girl brain, and the more I can secretly work it into my attire, the more I feel like THE QUEEN OF ALL FASHION!
Level 0: Matching pants with shoes
- Effect Negligible. Seriously toddler girls can do this much.
- Effect: Overall feeling of put-togetherness. I'm ready to be seen in public.
- Effect: Put-together but also clever and rather worldly since I got my pashminas in Dubai.
- Effect: Put-together, clever, and anticipating a nice REVEAL when you take your coat off AND YOU STILL MATCH! #shock-and-awe
- Effect: Put-together, clever, and naughtily anticipating AN EVEN BETTER REVEAL at the end of the day.
- Effect: Orgasmic self-adulation!!!